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Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.23 16:13:00 - [1] Originally by: Blane Xero Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good! Screw your stuff, can i have your wife? Can I screw your wife and can I have your stuff?
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.28 23:43:00 - [2] @the OP: can you post linkehs for pics of urs wife?
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.29 01:30:00 - [3]
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.29 12:50:00 - [4] Originally by: thisiswrong Originally by: Mica Swanhaven Quote: How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends. No one that says anything like this has wife. Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid. I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care? Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line. Post links to 'wife' pics or GTFO. (Lara Croft doesn't count BTW )
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.29 14:51:00 - [5] Edited by: Face Palmer on 29/05/2008 14:52:28 Originally by: Tiirae I just can't pick between this guy and the other recent idiot who reported CCP up his military chain of command for fraud after he lost GTC-sourced ISK by getting scammed in-game. Somehow we need to contrive a situation where these two argue against each other for some sort of prize. Yeah, that one was priceless. I think the only prize they would want would be a sticky for their epic thread. Of course, one could be the alt of the other....... Edit: Oh and this: Originally by: Anariel Andurill which mod let this get to 7 pages?! :(
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.29 23:28:00 - [6] Originally by: Armoured C bet on if this get to page 10 This won't go beyond 9 I recon (earthquakes permitting eh mods?)
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.30 11:56:00 - [7] Edited by: Face Palmer on 30/05/2008 11:58:22 Originally by: thisiswrong Open letter to Diana. Dear beloved Diana. I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home. yours eternally Steve. Please post links to pictures of Diana. I can type with one hand. OMFG! 9 pages. Please CCP, can you end your dispute with the Union of Moderators so they can come back to work?
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.30 14:20:00 - [8] Originally by: Hearts bane Originally by: Quelque Chose That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss frSuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly. Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills. Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world. Thats nothing, I survived 2 yes TWO supernovas and I'm married to several supermodels. This can directly be attributed to my l33tness as I child (I was a highly decorated boy-scout y'know!) and the size of my peen. I also own floating sky-castle built by my army of warrior-pixies. Did I mention my peen?
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.30 16:21:00 - [9] Originally by: Jin Shugo pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it. ^^ This Opens a beer and a box of Kleenex
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.30 23:28:00 - [10] Originally by: thisiswrong It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life. I hope you sleep well at night I'll sleep well, but better if you post links of your sexeh lawyer wife in a bikini for our 'evaluation'
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.06.02 00:52:00 - [11] Originally by: Armoured C nice is he even hear anymore or did his lawyer tell him he has no case It seems his lawyer is forcing him to live out of his case.
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.06.02 11:06:00 - [12] Originally by: Lakko Anyone thought yet that this may be intentional personal attack against the person begin portrayed here? Think about it, all the little pieces sofar provided allow anyone to match one person in RL, who cares to find out. What if this just that kind of an attack trying to convince this person/persons posting here are indeed the RL person in question, making him look extremely bad, mentally unstable even... If not, well... Read this 3 times. Still nothing. Maybe I need more coffee this morning.
Face Palmer Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.06.02 12:54:00 - [13] Originally by: thisiswrong Act like it? Im still paying for this game and I expect satesfaction damnit. I'm not sure what line of work you're in, but in my business if a customer is unsatisfied with a product, he/she will cease to purchase it and seek an alternative. I wish I had customers like you who, instead of taking their business elsewhere - will continue to pay me whilst complaining (futilely) to other (satisfied) customers how bad the product is because they are incapable of using it correctly.

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